She has pant suits and Benghazi
He has law suits and bankruptcies
He conned folks with a phony school
Her email server broke the rules
Big scandals she has no lack of
His skin tone is radioactive
He molds his hair to a big cocoon
Today she’ll sing who knows what tune
On issues she’s said to flip flop
His mad rants are over the top
He’s weak on facts he then distorts
She could be Lady Voldemort
Glad to see that this election
Gave us such a great selection
Through history it’s always been
When voters lose, the comics win
He has law suits and bankruptcies
He conned folks with a phony school
Her email server broke the rules
Big scandals she has no lack of
His skin tone is radioactive
He molds his hair to a big cocoon
Today she’ll sing who knows what tune
On issues she’s said to flip flop
His mad rants are over the top
He’s weak on facts he then distorts
She could be Lady Voldemort
Glad to see that this election
Gave us such a great selection
Through history it’s always been
When voters lose, the comics win