Pinged my phone with whitening strips and toenail fungus care,
Nail clippers with big wide jaws,
Makeup for a facial flaw,
Vitamins for blood plasma,
Free tests for diphtheria,
Big Google must have eyes inside me, so it seems,
Before I get the first itch, I get ads for hemorrhoid creams.
Thinking of vacation and I took a look at Cannes,
When I left their website, I saw lots of ads for plans,
Airfare that to fit my price,
Must layover for two nights,
A cheap hotel filled with lice,
Café portions made for mice,
Big Google sure must know I don’t have lots to spend,
Every time I browse around, he’s my wallet’s dearest friend.
Thought I’d do some research on the great apocalypse,
Big Google saw me looking, tried to sell what he thought fits,
Treatises for anarchists,
Canned goods for survivalists,
Chemicals for terrorists,
Whips for sadomasochists,
Big Google could care less about my politic or deed,
He only watches me because he wants all my money.
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