And Then There Were Two

She has pant suits and Benghazi
He has law suits and bankruptcies
 
He conned folks with a phony school
Her email server broke the rules
 
Big scandals she has no lack of
His skin tone is radioactive
 
He molds his hair to a big cocoon
Today she’ll sing who knows what tune
 
On issues she’s said to flip flop
His mad rants are over the top
 
He’s weak on facts he then distorts
She could be Lady Voldemort
 
Glad to see that this election
Gave us such a great selection
 
Through history it’s always been
When voters lose, the comics win